Schadenfreude

 

Right now you are down and out
and feeling really crappy

 

I'll say.

 

And when

 

It sort

 

Happy!

 

Happy?!

 

Sorry, Nicky,

 

Nothing I

 

It's ... Schadenfreude!

 

Making me feel glad
that I'm not you.

 

Well that's

 

I didn't say it was nice!
But everybody does it!

 

D'ja ever clap when a waitress
falls and drops a tray of glasses?

 

Yeah...

 

And ain't it fun to watch figure
skaters falling on their asses?

 

Sure!

 

And don'tcha feel all
warm and cozy,

 

Watching people

 

You bet!

 

That's... Schadenfreude!

 

People taking

 

Oh, Schadenfreude,

 

What's that,

 

Yup! It's German for "happiness
at the misfortune of others!"

 

"Happiness at the misfortune
of others." That is German!

 

Watching a vegetarian being
told she just ate chicken

 

Or watching a frat boy realize
just what he put his dick in!

 

Being on the elevator when
somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

 

"No!!!"
Schadenfreude!

 

"Fuck you

 

Ooh, how

 

Straight-A students

 

Exes getting

 

Waking doormen

 

Watching tourists

 

Football players

 

CEOs getting

 

Watching actors

 

The ending

 

Schadenfreude!

 

Schadenfreude!

 

Schadenfreude!

 

Schadenfreude!

 

The world needs people like you
and me who've been
knocked around by fate.

 

'Cause when people see us,
they don't want to be us,
and that makes them feel great.

 

Sure!

 

We provide

 

You and

 

Schadenfreude!

 

Making the

 

Making the

 

Making the

 

To be!

 

S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!